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9 Acceptable Uses of Vegetables as Actual Food

4. Make Them Hilariously Adorable

Cute Ass Food. Definitely too cute to eat … but indeed edible. Still, we advise you to just look and laugh, then move along.

5. Vegetable Meat Hats

We looked it up. Caprese is Italian for “Meat Hat”. Tomatoes make great meat hats.

6. Frech Fried Trickery

One secret to getting a man to eat more vegetables, is to hide them inside french fries. Like a vegetable Trojan Horse.

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