Chinese Food Lasagna. Because everything's better stacked.
The Thanksgiving Club Sandwich. As our founding fathers intended.
The Fast Food Clump. It's all going to same place anyway!
The Burgerlesque. Epic, done more epic'er.
The Cupquake. There will be some serious diabetic aftershocks here…
The Panquake. Causing tremors through your arteries.
The Pizza Enchilada. What every quinceañera needs.
The Bacon Weave Elvis Sandwich. Cause the King knew how to get down on some good food.
The Epic Sushi Roll. Chopsticks not required.
The Bacon Bomb Dog. because America, damnit!
Good luck getting anything done the rest of the day!